Portugal 6 – 1 Switzerland

Has there ever been a more world class room divider than Cristiano Ronaldo? Just have a look on social media. Actually, don’t do that. It’s actually terribly depressing seeing grown men argue like children. For this one, anyway, he got dropped. Which turned out to be a masterstroke. While you can’t necessarily say that Gonçalo Ramos is Ronaldo’s definitive long term replacement, becoming his short term replacement and scoring one of only two hat tricks at Qatar 2022 is pretty impressive. Portugal slaughtered the Swiss and Cristiano would have another go. Kind of.