Manchester United 1 – 6 Manchester City


A scoreline that seemed to say ‘stick your noisy neighbours up your arse’. An absolute hammering, without doubt, but a match remembered not purely for the score, but also for Mario Balotelli’s iconic ‘why always me?’ t shirt. Ah, Mario. Strange how people didn’t connect his form with his antics. Back in the day, he would be really good at the weekend and then the following week set fireworks off in his bathroom. Scores a hat trick, follows it up with an impromptu and unauthorised visit to a women’s prison. Wins the FA Cup and says ‘shit’ live on ITV. Then he grows up and is rubbish. A lesson for us all.