England 20 – 0 Latvia

I think this scoreline tells its own story. Poor Latvia. What are you supposed to do with something like this? To put it into some form of context, the England women scored the same amount of goals in this game that Derby County managed during the entire 2007/08 Premier League season. At times, it must’ve felt like the entire country of England was against them (Beth England’s name not helping). Obviously records tumbled, but one that sticks out is Ellen White overtaking Kelly Smith’s 46 national team goals. FOUR players scored a hat trick. And somehow there were TEN different goalscorers. Who kept the ball?!