Crystal Palace 5 – 0 Manchester United

The Wilfried Zaha derby. If you count 400+ appearances for one team and, well, two for the other. You probably don’t. A rich history between these two teams, notably FA Cup finals in 1990 and 2016, with Palace scoring first in each but eventually losing. So to counteract that, here’s the Eagles decimating the Red Devils at Selhurst Park in the early seventies. A brace apiece for Paddy Mulligan and Don Rogers and one from Alan Whittle doing for the Mancs and sending them back up North with nowt.